Congratulations!

Just need a glowup from a 5 year old and some paint!

King Vulture looks like a kid coloured it, just pure chaos.

How else are you supposed to keep your farts smelling nice?

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Hold on to your butts!

It takes practice, and conscious effort in the moment. You won’t stop how you feel right away (impatience), but you can stop your reaction.

Now: event>emotional response> verbal response

Then: event>emotional response> verbal response > self reflection

Then: event>emotional response> (stop to think) less acidic verbal response

Etc till you’re not snapping. One step at a time, but the fact you’re are trying to alter the pattern is huge. Good luck, this won’t be easy but you can do it.

The language is part to blame. “More positive” vs “more negatively” can have a different meaning if read without care. Or it shades it a certain way to alter the meaning.

That’s pretty odd…

Like a chocolate soft serve dispenser.

Laughs in ugly

Add location too, otherwise that’s just cruel.

“You’re going to die in 2 days!”

“Oh god, how? Where? Why?”

“No idea, get fucked scrub!”

We truly live in the worst timeline that this would even be considered.

Great show, had me rooting for him till they revealed it happened to him before. He’s either the unluckiest bastard around, or dumb enough to try the same thing twice.

Plus, you could maybe get away with it once. The problem is when they try to do it again. How many bags of money are they finding on the ground? How many highly insured spouses are falling down the stairs?

It truly is the year of the linux desktop.

You’re absolutely correct, but they were referencing the simpsons.

Can ya feel it, Mr Krebs?

It would be easy to find the head, just wait for the poor bastard who pissed off the Mafia to wake up. You’ll hear their screams from kilometres away, and then follow that to the head in the bed.

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.