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  • The real question is how fast Superman’s jizz jazzes, or pick omniman if you prefer. Any hyper powerful ejaculating entity, really.

    Because, if you think about a bolus of spunk flying at supersonic speeds, you get great death metal song…

    Came from an alien star Came to bend you over a bar.

    Dna not a factor, balls a nuclear reactor

    Taking all your women Filling them with semen

    I come, she dies, I come, she dies, I come, she dies, I come!

    Super powered jets of white, filling you up with spite

    Giant, throbbing cock of might; Slamming your wife all damn night.

    Ramming your children too, object and I’ll fuck you

    You die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die!

    Spreading our race across the galaxy, conquest by spreading seed.

    Our weapon lethal ejaculation, Killing by insemination

    Superior jizm, final cataclysm!

    You die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die!







  • Not inactive, just not active active. There’s never anything to moderate, and I’m not prone to doing my writing on lemmy these days. Character limits make it somewhat annoying to fit things in. I favor longer fiction than I used to, particularly back on reddit. Since this account is exclusively for my pen name, and I’m a non entity, there’s not much call to interact with things.

    But I passively use lemmy plenty, and read everything in the community.




  • Markor is an app for “notes”, that just happens to be fully capable of using markdown, and can handle mid length writing (up to a couple of chapters).

    While it doesn’t sync with its own service, you can use any syncing apps to handle that. I use foldersync on my android devices, it syncs both ways from gdrive, my nas, and the sd card on each device it can be scheduled any way you want.

    But, when you know you’re going to get wordy, you open markor, type away, and do it at leisure since unless the device dies totally, it’ll just save where you are if you close the app. When you’re done, copy/paste back into your app/site and Bob’s your uncle.

    I use markor because it’s well coded with no bugs I can find, it’s open source, and it bloody well works. Standard markdown formatting, easy exports, easy to use. It’s pretty much the most reliable app I’ve ever used, and by far the most reliable note/writing app




  • It isn’t, in this case. It says the law may have been broken. Until a prosecutor comes along and goes for an indictment, then the person is convicted, saying that they broke a law isn’t a fact.

    It’s splitting hairs for casual conversation, but when it comes to making a public statement, you run into libel issues.

    So, while it grumpy definitely is a fact that the pictures are released, and that she did so, no legitimate press is going to say she broke that law, only that she may have. If she’s indicted, then they could say “charged with”, or similar language. But until a jury in a criminal case renders a verdict, the press as a whole wouldn’t be protected if they said she broke the law. Well, there’s other things that would clear that language for use, but they still involve determination of guilt in the courts

    Basically, it covers their ass.