Renee Nicole Good calmly said everything was “fine” and “I’m not mad at you” seconds before an on-duty Immigration Customs Enforcement agent fatally shot her

Ask any married man and they’ll confirm that whenever a woman says “everything is fine” and “I’m not mad a you”, everything is not in fact fine and you are in great danger.

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.

Ecclesiastes 1:9

How does her ex-husband know what she was doing that day?

Literally you

People when their party isn’t in charge: “the government is too big and powerful.”

People when their party IS in charge: “the government isn’t powerful enough to be effective.”

Every single time. This is rarely a principled stance.

You can still drive with a flat tire. Not very far and not very fast, but definitely far and fast enough to run someone over.

Honestly, if someone hadn’t let me in on the secret, I probably still wouldn’t have figured it out. Three thoughts later? This one could take you anywhere from three days to three years to figure out.

Bless your heart

If you’re American and cannot find Rakija, whiskey will also work. The cheaper, the better.

Wholesome

I mean, people obviously still engaged in hunting and gathering (they do to this day) to enrich their diet, it just wasn’t as crucial to survival.

Also, most of the work of farming happens in the spring and the fall (i.e. sowing and harvesting seasons). The rest of the year it’s pretty hands off, which gives you plenty of time to engage in other activities.

Well, then what madman thought “we should take this candymaking ingredient and spread it on our fields to improve plant growth”?

Major “Brawndo, it’s what plants crave” vibes.

I just want to know what madman took a look at some fertilizer and thought “hey… what if we put this stuff in candy?”

Yup, it’s not so much that wheat requires all of this processing, it just makes it tastier and easier to eat.

I reckon that after inventing farming, people probably just had a lot more time on their hands, so they sat around trying to come up with ways to avoid having to eat the same boring gruel every day.

Well, then we did you ask?

People are rapidly finding out that international law is merely a gentleman’s agreement unless you have the military capability to enforce it.

You mean real poo? Pretty sure that’s already a thing.

I can’t argue with that.

I mean… chickens have been around for a lot longer than that, as has cheese (and pizza crust).

You’d just have to buy a whole bird instead, and do all the work yourself.

15 minutes into Catflix and chill and she gives you this look