Our representatives should be afraid when they don’t represent us. Organize and give public servants reasons to resign when they betray their electorate. And if they don’t like that, they can make a law that allows for recalls. Not sure if there are many other ways to get that law passed
No, that is Clint Eastwood. You’re thinking of Clitoris, the being that empowers the Juggernaut, frequent enemy and occasional ally to the X-Men
I can’t blame him. Have ya seen the spell slots on this sorcerer? 
Given how many species we drove to extinction, dogs got it pretty good
We talking jizz? Huge fan of jizz.
Woah is that a covered stoop? Whores.
Uno is too big of a number he’d probably get confused
You think I want a seal who’s name is still literally seel evolve into a dugong that’s also just named dewgong? or do I want to see sealmon become omniwar metal sealteam6mon?
With only one hand?!? That many guys usually takes two. Bravo.
Yeah, or sitting on the grass and staring at clouds. Both are aimless and worth spending our time on
Thanks guys. Productivity is the only way I measure my worth and I almost took the time to live in the moment.
This is sadly what a lot of gambling hotlines deal with. People call in for help with their fanduel app
What did you do to the ranch dressing?
Stepping into an unavoidable puddle and feeling the dirty floor water fill my socks
CNN’s inability to call out trumps lies and fascist tendencies over the years is how we got here. If media giants weren’t focused on maximizing profit, there would be less people regretting their vote right now.
I mean there is a point I wouldn’t trust myself to be high around $800 of cookies
Let’s be real. We’re all just as clueless
Become a nudist. Problem solved.
Don’t worry. Promotions, raises and benefits won’t be going to those in office 4 days a week. It’ll mostly be nepotism