Well, helium is in short supply too, so makes sense to bring balloons to keep your friends’ supplies up.

Does anyone know what the online trend is or what they were actually doing? There are a couple of references to “causing disturbances” and “stealing food” but no explanation of what the overall activity entails.

I’m not sure actually. I know it’s usually found with methane and in massive quantities. Maybe just sealed in by rock and time?

The problem is that helium is notoriously hard to contain. It’s transported and stored super-cooled, but it still gases off, and to release pressure they just have to release it into the atmosphere. It effectively has a shelf life and so it has to be constantly replenished.

Did you have this thought in the shower? 'Cause if not you better delete it right now. The shower thought policeman is worse than the library policeman.

Or sitting on the toilet and one poops in your head!

Well, only halfway there at first

This went over my head

Sadly I may have lost my progress when I changed phones. I must not have done cloud saves though I might have it backed up somewhere. I wanted to see what my in-game BTC was worth now…

I got this a while back and it seemed like a work in progress that wasn’t getting a lot of work. Has that changed?

Sounds like the one about the Canadian with the two assholes.

There was a Canadian guy, Johnny, who died in a workplace accident on a job site. His face was basically burned off by a molten metal spill and when the coroner was investigating he needed help identifying the body. He went to Johnny’s co-workers and asked if they could identify him, everyone pointed to Mike, an American, and said they were good friends so they should ask him to do the identification. Mike is brought to the body, sees there’s no face so he flips the body over, yanks down its pants. The coroner is freaked out, but Mike looks up and says, “nope, not Johnny. Johnny had two assholes.”

The coroner is totally taken aback and just says, “uh, okay, I’m going to have to ask someone else, is there anyone else who knew him well?”

Mike says, “we’ll, you can ask Joe, the other American. The three of us went out for beers every night after work.”

So the coroner grabs Joe, and takes him to the body. Joe looks down, sees there’s no face and then does exactly what Mike did and goes for the butt. He looks up at the coroner and says, “nope, I’m afraid this isn’t Johnny. Johnny had two assholes.”

The coroner is baffled and decides this time he needs to ask for clarification. “Mike said the same thing, and you have to know that sounds crazy. How could he have two assholes and how could you even know that!?”

“Well,” Joe responds, “every night after work, me, Johnny and Mike would go out for beers. Every night, when we got to the bar the bartender would yell out, ‘Hey, here comes the Canuck with the two assholes.’”

I think this is the most feels I’ve seen in this club.

He should be Russian to get more.

Yeah that’s shorter than what is listed as his height on Wikipedia. People do shrink as they age, so maybe he was once taller.

They’re both 6’2". I wouldn’t call that short. Unless they were in the NBA.

Tilt on an angle, tap the neck.

Is the intention here to guess without doing any searches?

Wasn’t this exact question posted somewhere on Lemmy last week?

Yeah that would make sense with the way the cuts were so seamless.