Send address, will return nude.
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Cake day: September 25th, 2023
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I do sort of constantly worry about it. What if someone out there isn’t with me and they’re getting a bj? What if it’s not good enough? Have I failed if someone is out there getting a subpar bj, and can I correct the situation somehow?
Wow, I didn’t know I was better than a pigeon at transmitting information across long distances.
I’m here for your large data transfer needs, business fellows!
1·6 months agoI’m just curious if you know the answer: does the regulator attenuate the pressure downwards even if the overall pressure is below the target? Say the pressure at the spigot is 100 psi, but legally must be at 40psi, so the regulator attenuates it down to 40. If you divide it into the two shower heads, will the regulators simply attenuate it down to 40 psi, or cut it down to something like 20 psi?
One of those is not like the others :P
And I mean skydiving. Risks are so much lower. The other three, everyone seems to have a story about an injury. In skydiving, everyone seems to know one dude at the drop zone that has a story of an injury.
I watched some base jumpers. I gotta say, I know some folks can finish quick, but they’re even beating bull riding times…
Lol, I’ve sometimes wondered if my lube or my hair conditioner is more slippery. They both have caused some close calls in the shower.
I like being touched and touching, it’s just horrible to try, or imagine trying, and then being rejected. What if I’m coming on too strong? What if they don’t want to touch right now? What if they don’t want to touch right now, or I’m actually smelly from a mild amount of sweat and they have to endure that because they don’t want to tell me off but I haven’t realized it, and now I’m subjecting them to unpleasantness that they feel obligated to endure?
I guess I just don’t get that. One of the primary things I do in the shower is step out of the stream so I can lather up and scrub. If the soap is constantly getting washed away, you’re wasting the majority of it.
Yeah, can anyone honestly claim they’ve never had lint from underwear in the crack? And I know after some heavy workouts I’ve needed to clean out sweaty flaked skin that’s now become a gross film, just like you would on your neck or, as you said, the armpit.
2·6 months agoAnd males, if I’m reading the rules right. Yumminess everywhere. I wonder if any of those players get kinky with rackets… probably not, but it’s a fun little thing to imagine.
The nurse they quoted claimed 15 years of college
15 years of experience, it seems, and since I’m pretty sure most nurses aren’t in a union, what do you want to bet her wages/cost of living ratio actually went down over those 15 years. A relative of mine is in the same business of IV hydration, and it’s definitely because the potential money is way better than her other options.
Damn, I’m glad you’re out here spreading the good word. I literally wear holes in the sides of my shoes from the outside toes rubbing against the toe box sides. I treasure the rare shoe that I find that doesn’t ruin my day with pinching (because pinching should be enjoyable, goddamnit!), and am pissed off that I never seem to be able to find those shoes again (how many fucking different shoes do we need, and why do they have to change every year, goddamnit!).
3·6 months agoThere really does need to be a difference between nsfw (nudity / lewdness) and nsfl (gore or vileness), because right now if I block the one I can’t see the other, when I really want to block the one and not the other.
There is an option, op, for blocking all nsfw. In your settings, right beneath the languages, there’s ‘theme,’ ‘type,’ and ‘sort type,’ and then right beneath those is the little button that can be checked/unchecked for ‘show nsfw content.’
Just arch into my face, if you don’t mind.
Maybe he should have made you go to kindergarten so you could learn how to share! Who just keeps two dicks all to themselves?!
01·7 months agoI’ve never understood how that’s an insult. It’s like shouting, “Hey, you! Yeah, you, who does that thing that I really want you to do to to me! You do that thing! HA! Loser!”
Like, anyone here not want me to do them a quickie? Bet you I can inhale your entire wang and sack at the same time without gagging.
2·9 months agoOkay. Just send your address. /shrug
I wish this was closer, because I’m as up for it as it seems to be.
I don’t know… big spoilers ahead
spoiler
The Autopsy felt a little like body horror, but they didn’t do anything with teeth. It also felt a little like sci fi horror, but it wasn’t so much a creation as a unauthorized fucking thing, but it definitely wouldn’t make me go ‘cosmic.’
Folk horror also seems slightly off. I think folk horror is more along the lines of ‘you’re in the woods, it’s dark, and you’re not alone,’ with the option for ‘you’re not alone, but there’s no other person around, and there really should be.’ I’m thinking of the classic grimm stories here, or perhaps the more modern ones, like my favorite horror book of the past few years: Those Across The River. :::