Hatandwatch [she/her, comrade/them]

Does this mean a piss fetish is nutritious for a vampire?

All those online ICE raids?

On an infinite scale a room full of monkeys and a typewriter will write pig poop balls

I’m like Zoolander, I can’t cum left

I’m jealous of how remarkably average you are.

What about the final step?

-harm actually increased

Kind of? I think it mostly lives outside of time iirc, but it’s been some…time, since I digested it all. It definitely originated in the future though, you find out in the Endymion books.

I love a scifi series called the Hyperion Cantos that has a supernatural creature called the Shrike that impales people on a “time tree” to steal their Entropy. It’s not at all adorable though.

(major death of the author tho, and the 3rd/4th book get pretty problematic)

You won’t trick me into forming a 4 sided die, the most vile of shapes!

Are you trying to say both sides are the same? The adults in the room are talking about the most important election ever! I’m going to be so bloodthirsty for you to suffer if you don’t

I will take a bottle of fresh organic mineral lava!

*people [omitted] writing poorly

If you’re going to criticize grammar/punctuation, you had better be immaculate when doing so, let alone two mistakes within two words.

I wanted leftists

Okay but that image goes hard. Literally looks like they’re holding fire in their hand.

Black and White Privilege

Triceratops, because they imply the existence of Tricera-bottoms.

Also they’re just walking tanks and my second favorite Zoids.

The Lib-th Sense

Shit did I miss a memo? Are we doing a bit where we defend the morality of the US constitution? Hold on everyone, I call the 13th amendment!

When your gator disguise fails because you can’t abandon the comfort of your crocs.

I used to think it was “limbels”, no freaking idea where I picked it up either. I still use it in my own mind. “I can bench 200 limbels”