Jim Carey Grinch is my favorite movie

They were drinking hole milk.

The mental gymnastics…

“Abraham Lincoln was a fascist.” when debating politics with a friend.

I didn’t take the bait. I didn’t delve into why he felt this way but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t curious, but I wasn’t going down that road with him so he could justify his authoritarian views.

Who else remembers when they realized the space ships were giant guitars?

“100% open sores” 🤮

…but why did you hit a snowman in the first place? Funny how he doesn’t mention that part.

There isn’t a person sitting on a phone sending thousands of texts. These are spoofed numbers. There is no human on the other end whose phone will get inundated with calls if you post their number online.

I just played Portal 2 for the first time ever this week. I got through it in a few days. It was fantastic.

Arguing on the Internet in a nutshell.

This isn’t a matter of law and no one is making that argument. This is an employer potentially taking disciplinary action which has nothing to do with legality.

Through God, all things are possible, so jot that down…

Marelot

Honestly would this do anything other than just short the battery? I’d imagine the path of least resistance would be through the nose ring and not the person’s body.

You had me at “violent greasy shits”

It’s not recommended to use any fat that can go rancid. Mineral oil is usually the way to go.

They must have used dill dough

Jones escapes The Giants, has the season of his career, makes Indy a contender when everyone had them written off in the preseason, all for it to end like this. Bummer.

Not just any quarter mile, The Quarter Mile.

Chock full of grammatical errors.