I would guess this is from Discovery.

Speak for yourself, bub.

Nigeria.

What are they allowing recently?

Whatever an openly corrupt administration wants.

Into the garbage chute, flyboy.

Hey, try not to lay any eggs on the way through the parking lot!

I trust nothing and no one anymore but tbh, I assume this is a completely unedited shot of JP, simply because of how clearly damaged and unhinged he has publically and enthusiatically shown himself to be for literal years now.

That said, come on, that can’t be real. Right?

Just the ones with mayors of a certain skin color.

Forever in our hearts.

Two plus two is four

Minus one that’s three, quick maths

His skin does have a sort of Frankenstein’s monster patched-together look to it there.

Most (all?) fruit sold in American grocers has an assigned code for ringing up at the register. Bananas is the only one I remember anymore, but it’s 4011. Not sure if it’s a global standard.

Esmeralda from Hunchback of Notre Dame, and Jane from Tarzan, I think.

I forgot about Chyna going into porn after wrestling.

The remodeling started in March or April.

I do miss St Louis style pizza every so often.

That’s my secret, Cap…

Whoever #2 was thinking about.

Well, someone has to vaccuum.

“Gettysburg, what an unbelievable battle that was. It was so much, and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways—it represented such a big portion of the success of this country. Gettysburg, wow—I go to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, to look and to watch. And the statement of Robert E. Lee, who’s no longer in favor—did you ever notice it? He’s no longer in favor. ‘Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.’ They were fighting uphill. He said, ‘Wow, that was a big mistake,’ he lost his great general. ‘Never fight uphill, me boys,’ but it was too late.”