Fucking Queensland…

Backwards to the very end

NO! Not like that!

Good!

It was damned hot in those costumes!

It’s a slippery one

One can have a drinking problem without being an alcoholic

Alcohol addiction is more dangerous than people realise. Going cold turkey can kill

There’s a reason why women hate you:

Because you deserve it.

He hasn’t ever had people say “no” to him and it shows

I hope he’s feeling incredibly sad and upset right now

Remember how pissy he got when the UN assembly laughed at him?

I want more of that

I do have a PA

But there wouldn’t be space for the glow sticks if I left it in while doing this

I’ll leave that to the philosophers

They seem to be dancing around the implications of having an orange shit-gibbon with dementia as well as pathological narcissism in the white house, to no avail

I have to make her feel better after the things we do together

Aftercare still matters, even if the Alzheimer’s means that she won’t really remember it

It’s just the right thing to do

I’ll say hi to her during my next visit

By buying proper sausages

Inflicting that shit on yourself is like going to a brothel for a cuddle

He’s an idiot

I hope he doesn’t breed.

Good!

Let them suffer

Fuck Farage, fuck the Reform party, and fuck anyone who votes for them with a wire brush

I’m not a yank

Nor am I in the EU

Bad bot

I agree

Hopefully it’s terminal, and fast

Oh, and painful.

This loser will say anything to try to get some attention