Mister Rogers is spinning fast enough in his grave to power the entire Eastern seaboard.

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It’s confusing on purpose so you give up before finding the one with no ads and just pick the fifth one down the list

Meanwhile in Wisconsin: Frank, get the pruning shears, we got a girl who can’t wear winter boots because she’s got stupid feet.

Maybe they live in Hawaii or something. I can’t imagine anyone doing this shit anywhere with snow. Though I can’t imagine the suffering that stubbing your toes on furniture would inflict this lunatic. Hmm. Maybe this is a problem that will fix itself.

Alternatively, wearing shoes.

Good dog.

Look, Dollar Store Lex Luthor has a point. If we don’t needlessly ravage or outright steal other countries for exploitation and profit, are we even America anymore? It would be a slap in the face to every one of our forefathers who cruelly and/or indifferently oppressed and exterminate America’s indigenous Peoples. What did we inflict all that suffering for if not for the gain of not only poor settlers but also robber barons, political power, and gross exploitation of natural resources? If we leave those maliciously greedy traditions behind can we even call ourselves human? If civilization is built on the backs of the oppressed, then we must not only continue to crush our poorest citizens under stifling debt and abuse of power, but also find new targets who can’t fight back and oppress them as well. We must strip their lands bare and crush the peoples’ spirits if not simply exterminate them, as would the Tyranids or the Borg. Only then can we proudly assert our Americanosity and confidently turn a blind eye when our rivals do the same, all while telling those victims that their suffering is not our problem.

/S in case it’s not clear. Fuck this inhuman ghoul.

Conservatives broadly fine care about suffering and hardship unless it directly and specifically affects them. Even then it doesn’t always sink in, either.

Oh how the turns have tabled.

Maybe for you, noobcakes.

I mean it’s not perfect but it’s mostly just kinda there, nobody thinks much of anything about it lol

Back atcha, but FR I don’t think I could hog l him up with that many bunny tattoos.

In “worst states” lists Louisiana usually bottoms out the list as the worst in almost every metric.

It’s when everybody in class says “wake up Jim!” simultaneously, starting with the teacher. Used to happen to a kid I went to school with during like 2nd grade. The teacher was kind of a bitch. The kid grew out of it. I changed the kid’s name just in case.

I wouldn’t want to travel in that, but it would be a good way to get shit into orbit without using rockets.

Get a VPN and use Euro internet. Actually I’m starting to think that’s a good idea anyway.

Manichean. The problem is that evil has a tendency to grab power by the throat and never let go, which gives it the leverage to dominate good.

Is that the one where they have to eat metal to do magic? That always struck me as weird. Like that kid you knew in grade school that ate pennies.

Well he is a proponent of hard magic systems so it’s not so much that he wrote it like a video game I think, that video game is necessitate hard magic systems.