Right in the feelings. I have to go hug my cats now.
Pretty Sure Not a Bot
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Pretty Sure Not a Bot@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Oh how will they survive
2·2 years agoIs it just me or does Bill Gates starting to look more and a more like Stephen Hawking ? 🙃
Pretty Sure Not a Bot@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•That's just politeness, am I right?
10·2 years agoYippee Ki-Yay Mother Fucker !
For a second there I thought they figured out how to play Doom yet on another “system” 🙃
“It’s still warm” 😂that’s what gets me. Like, it was just somebody’s food. Someone just prepared or was eating it.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the smartest or most insightful thing you figured out as a kid that stays with you today?
50·2 years agoThat nobody is a “grown up” and that everyone is faking it.
We’re all just kids having kids.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Everyone's a nerd about something. What are you a nerd about?
11·2 years agoIs it DJaing and crypto? Why does Lemmy hate DJaing ? ….wait… is it manual transmission? Does Lemmy hate sports cars with manual transmission? 🙃
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I don't believe Auto Save feature in any software
1·2 years agoYeah but at 4am in the morning, it tends to take me a couple of seconds to realise what the hell just happened . It gets me every time.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I don't believe Auto Save feature in any software
61·2 years agoBut then, if you’re forced to develop on microsoft 🤬, it’s late, you’re tired, you’re hand slides just a little to the right (win + d), aaaaand everything is gone, and you’re sitting there looking at you’re background wondering what the hell just happened 🙃.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Brought to you by the vertical mouse gang
2·2 years agoYup! But is the top eyes or nostrils? Wait… Edit. Had to check, yes sharks have nostrils 🙃
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Is there a scientific ,logical or theoratical answer to the "what comes first chicken or egg question ? I know it's suppposed to be a paradox but i wanted to know if there is one. if there is share ?
1·2 years agoAhh cool 😅. I mean… chickens aren’t exactly avian 😊and can you imagine a giant naked chicken, how is that not a dino 😛
Jesus fucking Christ, your parents are the worst. I’m so sorry.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Programming: The Horror Game
121·2 years agoWhat…. Why…?!
Is it for double speed ?

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ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•HOW DO I LIFT THIS CURSEEnglish
15·2 years agoDoesn’t even have to be on the phone. Just watching something, and then just a slightest thought pups up, and I’m gone. 5min later fuck! I missed it again. Sometimes it takes me 2 hours to watch a 30 min show.
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World News@lemmy.world•Armed men break into a live TV studio in Ecuador as the country is rocked by a series of attacksEnglish
1·2 years agoHalf way through the article, I was thinking, how and why are they gonna end up breaking into a TV studio ?
She’s probably part Minbari. I gues Marge was abducted at some point 🙃
This might be a weird question, does Eminem somehow actually perform in Fortnight (the game) ?





Until everybody throughout time, after the machine has been invented I gues, also wants to experience the same parade 🙃…… I mean not until…. It’ll just happen ?..… now my head hurts