Man, I was really hoping that some small town newspaper would mistakenly use this as his eulogy photo.

42% is what I imagine him as but 118% is what he sounded like.

No that’s organic, I think it’s actually a serpent, dragon or worm who eats its own tail, a representation of the continuous cycle of life and death.

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At this point I think we should start looking into missing cats and dogs around Mar a lago. He’s probably eating them

Wow! It’s almost like he has no fucking idea what he’s talking about! Crazy! 🤸

That post title would be an awesome album name

At least in Washington they only use them for research purposes. Found this last year at SeaTac.

The electoral college is DEI?

TeSSla

I’m guessing that is the latter, mainly because I had a similar experience with Christianity. Growing up, I always assumed that everyone knew it was probably not true but went along with it for the sense of community and support that came along with going to church, because how could all of this absolutely insane stuff have actually happened. I assumed that bible “stories” were just that, stories and metaphors. It was a pretty huge shock to find that people believed them literally.

I saw a video where a guy was basically saying “My big flex is that my wife doesn’t have to worry about cancelling out my vote” and that hit pretty hard.

One of the most powerful ads I’ve seen recently was encouraging women to vote for what’s best for them because “your husband, friends and pastor have no way to see who you voted for”

Its seriously disgusting to me that half the population has to have this kind of internal struggle and 30% of the country is somehow ok with that.

Polls. Don’t. Matter. Fucking. Vote.

He reminds me of Derek from Step Brother’s.

This is why I’ve been saying Kamala should pick Pete Buttigeg for VP. We could have a first and second gentleman at the same time.

Ya I totally hated that one time I got fired from my CEO job because Google autocorrected she to he one time. 😂

Is it really that fucking hard to remember a pronoun? Especially when someone devoted time and energy and specifically asked to be referred to a specific way? Sounds like a you problem.

Ya make sure to tell that to the bathroom guards that Hunter Biden stages at every bathroom in the country, they’ll let you in every time. Enjoy all of your teen stalking desires! Good thing everyone is so woke now or else you couldn’t be a fucking creep 👍

I got 5 on it

Big fan of the guy sprinkling stuff on the kids monkey in the backgroind

A crow on the orient express.