DarthPub

You wouldn’t know it with all the news over shoplifting bullshit

That’s wholesome

Not the point but they gotta work on their spy abilities.

I can’t believe anyone would besmirch the good name of sex toys by making them in the shape of trump! Our body cavities deserve so much better!!!

That’s nothing. Target is stealing from employees in sums that are unimaginable. We should see cops shaming the higher ups with released body cams of their arrests. Then move on to Walmart. Make all the Walton kids pay employees back the billions they’ve stolen from employees. Fuck target and walmart

My god I nearly fell asleep reading the headline.

Rfk jr cut the dong off a dead animal. trump put his dong in kids

If it’s required then parents don’t decide shit

fuck those traitors

Isn’t an off duty officer just a civilian? Since this was a PD social media site it’s just propaganda bullshit. An off duty nurse using nurse powers to save a life would be crazy good

The president has obliterated the economy on his own. We don’t have to fund someone to do it.

I assume Zuck is putting his fingers in his ears and mechanically screeching loudly to drown out such warnings

I’m surprised the solution isn’t to kill 10 million people

He had 27 different Reddit accounts? People can’t keep their public account and burner account separate. Props for the organizational skills

Neighbors aren’t using enough melatonin

Why did you respond with violence?

You misspelled Event Horizon

Jokes on you! My friends found out much more embarrassing stuff about me

Ok…’flying’ is being applied generously here.

This headline is better: Artemis II astronauts return home ALIVE, ending record-breaking NASA mission around the moon