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DangerNooble@lemmy.worldtoAMUSING, INTERESTING, OUTRAGEOUS, or PROFOUND@lemmy.world•"I think it's worth it." —Charlie KirkEnglish
1·21 hours agoWhy he look like he about to narrate the next episode of The Twilight Zone tho?
I can’t believe I’m only being charged one upvote for an EP
As a borderline arachnophobe, I’ve had the privilege of hosting a gorgeous orb weaver in a really awesome spot for this season. She’s got a massive space, where lots of flies come, and it’s in a social area outdoors, but the location is perfectly situated for viewing from a distance so it doesn’t trigger anything for me.
She has her mate, she’s healthy as hell, and I’m actually dreading the day she passes because it’s become a bit of a ritual daily interaction with her.
DangerNooble@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•they only want me for my drunkenslug invites... </3
1·22 hours agoThese feels aren’t very shitpost of you
Where are you from?
I’m from Orefornia
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand 🎵
DangerNooble@lemmy.worldto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•AI researchers are taking up smoking because they expect AI to cure cancer, "as a way of signaling to other researchers how much they believe in AI", Palantir CTO tells CBS News' "Face the Nation"
5·5 days agoI guess it was just a matter of time for Big Tobacco to get in on the AI propaganda train
DangerNooble@lemmy.worldto
The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com•A mirror looks as good as you are.
3·5 days agoI nuke it until there’s some exploded around the walls and then forget about it for an hour or two. Then I just eat it luke warm.
Milk makes big bones
DangerNooble@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If You Do 40 In A 60 Zone Then Goodbye Bradley
14·6 days agoSo how does this work, is this some kind of ejector similar to dropping caltrops?
Holy Bard, fights off demons you aren’t aware of.
DangerNooble@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Gavin Newsom backs measure to kill the billionaire tax and ban future wealth taxes
29·6 days agoRemember when he was pretending to be a peoples governor?
DangerNooble@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•AI Bubble Teetering on the Brink as OpenAI Admits to Massive Financial Failure: A $20 billion setback.English
11·7 days agoSomething big is coming. The number of startups that investors have poured billions into that do random in-the-middle bullshit to try and scrape pennies from companies’ budgets is incredible. These products aren’t real. All the investment went into carving money off… the investment. It’s self eating.
“I can do anything” DIYers be like


Hi,yes, I’m bearing down on my holiday spirit and it just won’t come out