Maybe we need to ban Labour politicians amid attacks on Palestinians. And Iranians. And trans people.

I’m very fucking tired of these antisemitic wreckers.

The man needs help, but not like this.

Hey, it’s better than chugging water out of the toilet before vomitting in a gin bottle.

I do have to wonder what one gets out of fishing that one can’t get out of birdwatching.

Tourists take the bus, I guess.

Pfft, who wants bloody hands?

If you think trans people have it much too good in Scotland, vote Labour. Everyone else, vote Green.

Battery technology has become so much cheaper in the last few years but the dial does not seem to be shifting on fission. I’m not sure why so many commentators online are so wedded to the technology, given how expensive it is.

I hope we are much more sceptical these days of attempts to smear us. We’ve been through this recently enough.

Was that to do with them being Asian or being from South Wales?

What do you do when you’re not driving a school bus?

I’m an alien

I’m a legal alien

I’m an Englishman in New York

All these parents should be catapulted into the sea. I don’t know what you’re talking about.

I wouldn’t be into SpaceX if it were owned by the nicest capitalist on Earth. I just want one thing to be free from capitalist exploitation. Swiftly followed by everything else.

I’d say it’s been that way since civilisation came in. Before that, you could leave your back door unlocked and you wouldn’t have to worry. If you had a back door, that is.

Just feed it into my veins!

I think we’re just going to have to get a lot more interested in operating systems.

No, I am your father.

You’re telling Rosa Luxemburg’s ghost we need to keep pushing for change?