Another vote for audiobooks. I usually pop one on and do all of my chores so they suck slightly less

To be fair I would say worse things about prosperity gospel preachers

But where else are they supposed to spend all that hard-earned money from scamming senior citizens

Yeah but could you imagine having residential on the top floor and then shopping and possibly daycare on the bottom floor? You could have targets and grocery stores and all sorts of other shit in there and it would probably pay for itself in a very short amount of time

That was really interesting. I was always wondering why we didn’t just convert old abandoned shopping malls into residential / shopping districts

I know it has nothing to do with your adorable pup, but I just wanted to say that I love your yard and the fact that it’s Clover instead of just regular grass. Go bees!

I had no idea of the type of weaving involved with those. That’s pure insanity

After a heavy night of drinking one weekend in high school I was spending the night at my friend’s house. The place wasn’t the cleanest, because, high schoolers. There was a bird that was kept in the bedroom and birds are pretty messy and throw food all over the place when they eat. There were clothes all over the floor so you couldn’t see the floor at all. When we walked in the room, the floor moved.

They left a blacklight on as a nightlight, turned on Ginuwine “My Pony” on loop and passed the fuck out. The room was kinda spinning from the amount that I had drank so if I closed my eyes I would get the spins. As I was looking up at the ceiling debating my life choices I saw something crawl across the wall. It.was.fucking.roaches.

I sat up in a bit of a panic and really started looking around the room and saw that roaches were crawling up the walls, over the bed and pillow, and my friend that was sleeping. I spent the night cross legged in an office chair with a can of roach spray that was in the corner of the room spraying a puddle of it around the chair as a barrier.

Found out later that because of them feeding the cats and just leaving wet cat food cans out around the house, sewer roaches would crawl up the bathtub drain in the middle of the night and pour out around the house.

Needless to say, my house is fucking CLEAN. And I might have slight ptsd with that fucking song and the feel of a bug crawling on me.

He looks so defeated when he walks out

I love Chile Colorado. This lady does a fantastic job https://www.isabeleats.com/chile-colorado-recipe/

I mean technically you’re supposed to be able to eat the brown fuzzy skin on kiwis but I’m not going to be doing that

It makes me really sad because my girl passed away last year and my boy is getting bored and wants a friend but I just can’t afford to pay for the food. I’ve been thinking about fostering senior pitbulls instead because I would have a better chance of hanging on to them until they passed away if I fostered seniors. At least the Foster company pays for any medical treatment and food that the dog needs