Bro Why does your shit look like a pig with a mustache? still that hasn’t stopped me before from beating my meat to it

“Food” is a bit of a stretch don’t you think

Yeah i typically don’t call anyone i love pussy i prefer “Titties” more especially with my kids.

Instructions were very clear and helpful i was actually able to peel my toddler with the same techniques

Mine commit war crimes

Hey bro do snakes take shits and if they fo how tf do they?

I Also got a test and it was positive According to my mom it apparently getting a positive result for HIV test is bad smh

So does tom want to netflix and chill 😏

Nah bro those are the extra rare ones there are only 10 in the world

No you sick Fuck if i drank my piss what would the dog drink ,he’s gonna get thirsty

This gives me ptsd from that one r/interestingasfuck post after it became nsfw if ykyk

Wtf Do they eat the kids ?

Yeah she does have alot of holes

I am watching corn right now while creaming

Is this a sex thing or a cat thing or both?

It probably tasted like an old woman’s pussy with a hint of peanut butter

I already did

Ayo bro aren’t these for kids.

Bro murder is illegal

That kind sir would be a failed attempt at seduction