Wouldn’t Marvel cross the line from Science Fiction into Science Fantasy? Ignoring the metal debate for a minute, we’ve got litteral gods, a sapient tree, a rock man, a guy who shoots lasers from his face, and a thousand other absolutely nuts things.

If those Evangicals could read they’d be very upset.

I need it to be so much more televised. I need him to just stop talking mid-sentence, fall over, and shit himself all on live TV. So far ive only gotten 1/3 of that.

I didn’t realize there was a difference. What do Europeans call 1,000,000,000?

You’re not going to not take the Obamas up on a threesome. That kind of opportunity doesn’t knock twice.

That is the kind of TED talk I’m down for.

I was in Seatle recently and was surprised at the number of public bathrooms they were gender neutral. It was just a bunch of stalls with almost floor to ceiling walls.

That’s another failure of our social programs. If you make x you get all the programs. If you make x+1 you get nothing. It definitely needs to be a sliding scale.

I hear there is a lot of profit in exploring the deepest depths of underwater caves. He should do that next

If 93% of what they want to move is non-hazardous enough to bury in a river, why are they digging that up?

Der Kommissar’s in town, whoa-uh-oh.

If all of the agencies poofed back into existance tomorrow with all the same workers and resources, it will take decades to unfuck the credibility damage he has done.

Honestly, the world that MAGA feared was the one the ushered in with applause.

But if I kiss their ass maybe I can ride on their cost tales.

While my department manager is getting also getting a rimjob from the VP.

TIL: Professional Cornhole apparently pays well enough to make it a career.

Also, being a cyborg does not prevent you from pursuing a career as a cornholler.

I agree that this is is clearly for ducks but that just means you can juice several chickens at once.

You were pretty opaque about what you meant .

I couldn’t do it where I live without just taking 20 days off work. I’ve got a grocery store a couple of blocks away so food wouldn’t really be an issue. The problem is that I work about 5 miles from my house down a road that doesn’t have sidewalks most of the way and you’d have to be crazy to ride a bike in a lane. There is no public transportation anywhere between my house and work.

Privacy, I just hate having neighbours and noises at all times of the day.

This was a big thing for me. I understand that my apartment is surrounded by other apartments but I don’t like being constantly reminded of it either by the noise they make or trying to be super quiet in mine so they aren’t bothered.

They’ve were a weekly meal when I was deployed. I think it was Thursday nights.