That would make a great scp, a cabin that turns you into the Unabomber .

Game recognise game.

Because they absolutely love Ted Kaczynski, they didn’t just take his cabin and put it in a warehouse, they painstakingly took it apart and built it back to exactly how it was before , all the way down to the placement of pens.

Now, imagine you have a cool dog with you on your methventure.

They either suck it up and deal with it or quit, that’s Larry’s house.

Can confirm, patting a cat while high as fuck on opium will make the high better, maybe not double, but definitely fully enhance the situation, just like being on MDMA or cocain and hanging out with a dog does the same.

Meth is made better with a bird, specifically one that loves screaming back at you.

Acid is made better by fish in a fish tank or pond.

I need to see how fast 35 year old sonic is, he’s gotta be throwing his back out all day.

Have fun or else or I will fire you all! Mark “Totally not a robot” Zuckerberg

Mines just rehashing it’s old hits, got one of those crook necks that feel like it could snap if I crack it wrong and both my knees are playing up, at least my hips working again, for now.

I hope he’s doing what he did the last time he got taken off air, and just starts wandering the streets screaming about conspiracy theories like the homeless nutjob he was always supposed to be.

That a group of presidents, businessmen and ultra rich people from around the world get together for a secret summer camp in the woods where they worship an owl.

The satanist shit came after he went fully nuts.This was back when he still had working brain cells.

I feel like we’re about to get a real life version of the Star Trek Deep Space Nine episode, “In the pale moonlight”.

It’s actually, at least I have chicken! Was just one more jab by the king.

I’m a big fan of the John F’ing arts

He was right about Bohemian Grove, infact the reason we know what we do about that is because of him sneaking in to film it.

Nawww, did the results not go your way?

Yeah because he would have lit that fire.

Voodoo tech

Me to my mind: Bitch, you created this shit, you fix it.

1. Create problem
2. Solve that problem
3. ???
4. Profit.