It’s OK! ICE ONLY Detains CRIMINALS and NOT Children!

How DARE they help the CITIZENS! We SPECIFICALLY sent them to Help ICE!

-Democratic Leadership!

This is the WORST news I’ve heard ALL YEAR!

-Democrats with NO Primary Challengers!

I’m SO Sorry I voted to Give ICE MORE MONEY! MORE MONEY AGAIN! MORE MONEY AGAIN! MORE MONEY AGAIN!

-Tom Suozzi who has NO Primary Challenger!

A BLOODBATH? For DEMOCRATS? Quick! We need to give ICE More Funding to CEMENT our Victory!

-Democrats!

How DARE she NOT be a BILLIONAIRE!

-Republicans?

Me MUST Impeach Noem BEFORE I’m Forced to give her BILLIONS MORE IN FUNDING!

-Democrats!

The CHILD PORN on Elon Musk’s Twitter DETERS me Not INTRIGUES me because I only PRETEND to be Republican but I’m not ACTUALLY one!

AMERICAN are Adopting the SAME TECHNIQUES against the Government as People who are being BOMBED IN REFUGEE CAMPS and STARVED TO DEATH!

-Fox News!

This is CRAZY! And as the Chief of Police I want to say it’s HORRIBLE that UNKNOWN, MASKED, ARMED MEN are MURDERING AMERICANS IN THE STREETS! It’s BAD! I want you to KNOW this because I’m NOT going to Arrest or in ANY way shape or form slow Down these UNKNOWN DANGEROUS MURDERERS!

Have they Tried blaming Dems yet while CONTINUING to Vote Republican? That Strategy TYPICALLY Works REALLY REALLY Well!

Look at that TERRORIST! The Nurse being shot NOT the Armed and Unknown Man with the Gun!

-Republicans AND Democrat Politicians!

ANYONE with a Gun deserves to Die UNLESS that Person is Murdering Children THEN they Deserve Burger King!

-Republicans LITERALLY!

Offering to END the ICE Occupation if they give Over the Rolls is PROOF that ICE Murdering Americans and KIDNAPPING TODDLERS is about Safety and NOT anything Else!

REMAIN Calm! We’re doing our BEST to Deal with the Situation!

-Democrats who JUST voted to CONTINUE Funding ICE!

WHY can’t these TERRORISTS just let these UNKNOWN MEN WITH NO BACKGROUND CHECKS have Their WAY with these Children?

PLEASE Only Terrorize our Customers enough for them to take LESS in Wages NOT Less in PURCHASING!

-Business Leaders!

Those rights ONLY Count if you’re MURDERING CHILDREN!

-Republicans apparently!

The US Government is trying to Infiltrate American Communities and SCHOOLS for the Sole Purpose of Kidnapping and Murder? GOOD THING the Democratic Opposition is ON TOP of Defunding this Terrorist Organization! Giving ICE MORE Money!

The REPUBLICANS see American Nurses as TERRORISTS and the DEMOCRATS see American Nurses as NOT TERRORISTS!