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3 days agoPulling an all-nighter to shave 3 seconds off your Super Mario speed-run doesn’t pay the bills.
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Try the same thing only with
-Sy. You probably need to update your local package db.
21·17 days agoI, My Shit Pants
a memoir by Donald J. Trump
Not much of a difference if you ask me.
A tit bit.
Colder than a witch’s titty.
Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.
alias murder="kill -9"
9·1 month agoI want a computer to do what I tell it to and nothing else.
9·1 month agoAre you sure they’re hitting the hostname and not just the IP directly?
352·1 month agoMy favorite is where this guy is sharing his favorite comment, then links to it:
28·1 month agoAlternatively, customers can manually enter the information, like it’s the 1990s all over again.
Laughs in every other CD software ever.
Who is still using Windows Media Player?
There’s a little dipshit inside all of us.
2·2 months agoLiterally any liquid will do, but olive oil is typical. Adding water before you reheat works too in a pinch.
161·2 months agoNot only can they sue, it’s also a felony:
…it’s a felony – a jailable felony – to modify that code or firmware. It’s also a felony to disclose information about how to bypass that access control…
The Brazilian has no bush.
Is the Devonian period what we call the time during which the band Devo was active?
When you have to make presentations to people who have more money than computer skills.