You have a baby.

In Mos Eisley cantina.

He looks qualified to own be a car wash.

2 year lifecycle and a 3 year payment plan.

So I go to the 40k universe and all of the other beings are the size of my pinkie…

This concept could be an entire Lemmy community.

Because if you take horse electrolytes, you wake up the next day with your shoes nailed to your feet with an overwhelming urge to shit in the road.

I always called them “arrogant for no reason”

The trooves are out there.

Tushy

Chunk: And this I’ve time, I mixed up a batch of fake barf, snuck up to the balcony at the theater, and made a noise like “huuuuh, huuuuh” and dumped it over the side.

Fratelli: I think I’m beginning to like this kid, ma.

It’s only fitting considering that avocado means “testicle tree.”

Where’s the number for gimp mask and tutu?

Roussev was spying on the US as Dr. Jan Itor for a while.

Nail gun lobotomy? Or maybe that was my band name in the 00’s. I don’t remember for some reason.

I’ll call it Windows 11.

If you fry it do you falafel?

That’s a mom that knows that they’re ALL much cuter when they’re alseep.

Stomp: “I’ll have a rum . . . . And coke.”

Bartender: “why the pause?”

Stomp: “Dunno, I’ve always had them.”

Congress and the judicial branch have fast tracked themselves on a course to redundancy for the past 85 days.

Raw irritated penis