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Yote.zip@pawb.socialdeleted by creator to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 years ago

Looking for FULL stack developer

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Looking for FULL stack developer

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Yote.zip@pawb.socialdeleted by creator to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 years ago
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  • neil@programming.dev
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    3 years ago

    PREFERRED:

    • PhD in quantum cryptography
    • 3 years of janitorial services experience
    • Proof of current therapist
    • Omgarm@lemmy.world
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      Also willing to get the entire office lunch on wednesdays.

      • odium@programming.dev
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        And willing to work without pay for a probationary period of six months. Pay will be negotiated after that based on evaluations.

  • ikidd@lemmy.world
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    Pfft, obviously an intern position.

  • spread@programming.dev
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    This is more than just a full stack, this is stack overflow. please clap

    • Gentoo1337@sh.itjust.works
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      Yeah, they’re pushing it hard with this one

  • gsfraley@vlemmy.net
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    I mean, reading that, it’s a stretch but not that much of a stretch. They’re basically saying “JVM, .NET, Node, a bunch of CI/CD and DevOps tools” and then a bunch of repeats and calling out adjacent technologies/specific dependencies. It’s not something where you’d be expected to work on all of those every day, but work full-stack at a company a bit and drift into a few different projects and you’d check those boxes. This is just a very bad/scary job posting calling out every minutiae.

  • Reef@programming.dev
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    Stack taller than the Empire State Building

  • charlybones@programming.dev
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    Both TFS AND GitHub??? These guys know what they’re doing.

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    EZ, I have 5 years of experience with ChatGPT 😎

  • dvektor@programming.dev
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    Is that real? That is absolutely absurd. At least it says “may encounter” instead of “required”

    • CmdrShepard@lemmy.one
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      “Required with at least 25 years experience in each language”

  • truami@programming.dev
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    Full Spectrum Developer

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    No PostgreSQL, hard pass

  • Deestan@lemmy.world
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    We made up 5 of those. For your application to be considered, please say which ones at the top of your cover letter.

  • Exile5018@programming.dev
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    They are looking for a full stack of developers.

  • csm10495@sh.itjust.works
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    No SVN. I’m in.

  • UprisingVoltage@feddit.it
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    They’re looking for a full-stacked developer

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