Sure, like anyone is gonna crush me for free.

Immediately and without a second thought

Honestly, 2 tons is not a ton

Giles Corey: What a great deal, I accept

M O R E

W E I G H T

Yes

Fuck it, I’ll pay for the privilege

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Absolutely

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What’s the catch?

Depends. How fast is the weight applied?

Slowly? Nah I’m good.

Traveling at highway speeds? Absolutely.

SHiZaaAA

Was I accused of witchcraft?

If so…more weight.

Tell me where to stand.