Just imagine someone finding it and putting it in a museum. His knob would be pristinely glossy like all the other statues with tits or other grabby parts lol.
So is that how we got all those Greek statues? Like they valued small pp, so they sent people to be tested against Medusa, and that’s also why they always have this thinking expression, they’re trying their best to suppress that boner.
Forever frozen in rock with a boner. What a way to be remembered!
Just imagine someone finding it and putting it in a museum. His knob would be pristinely glossy like all the other statues with tits or other grabby parts lol.
Rub the boner for good luck!
That part always falls off
They don’t fall off, they’re removed by the priesthood because they’re
jealoushornypious.So is that how we got all those Greek statues? Like they valued small pp, so they sent people to be tested against Medusa, and that’s also why they always have this thinking expression, they’re trying their best to suppress that boner.
Even better a covered boner, schrodinger’s dong it both is and isn’t an absolute baseball bat.
There is a corpse from the pomeji volcano erruption where the guy tried to errupt something else