[Jem reading “MacBeth” to Faith]

Jem: Macbeth shall never vanquished be, until Great Birnam wood to high Dunsinane hill Shall come against him.

Faith: Oh — he won’t have any problems. He can cut the trees in half just by looking at them.

Jem [staring at her in confusion]: What?

Faith: Macbeth was a wizard, and he had the power to cut the trees in half just with the power of his sight.

Jem [keeps staring at her]: You’re kidding.

Faith: No [smirks] Macbeth even says in Act 5, Scene 3 “I saw the trees with my own eyes”

[Jem stares at her then turns to the camera]

Jem: And that’s when I killed her your honour.

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