Oh you poor soul, it’s not only that, they are likely going to tear down any monuments or rename them when you are gone as well.
I see no route where regardless of party who gets in in 2028 is going to keep any of the names either, like “Lake America” and “Gulf of America”, it’s such an insult to the rest of the world anyone running would decide against it and without any real opposition against tearing down the existing monuments made, I don’t see any real blockers.
I do think that they are likely right that the ballroom or whatever it ends up actually being will stay, but everything else? I firmly expect won’t be.
Thanks for leaving us the bill to tear all that shit down.
To paraphrase a great skit by a comedian I later lost a lot of respect for:
♪ Yo’ plot-ty ♪ Yo’ plot-ty ♪ Is a Port-A-Potty
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desart. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
- Percy Shelley, “Ozymandias”
We’ll build monuments to his assassin.
Cholesterol?
“Why does that monument look like a gallows?”
Good, tear down the monuments already built for him when he dies
We should tear them down now and make him watch.
He should have to pay to restore everything he’s destroyed.
I’d gladly donate to a trump memorial provided he puts it to use immediately. Big ol gaudy headstone, gold leaf, Jesus statue, the works.
Gilded marble toilet
If you need to build a monument to yourself, you don’t deserve a monument. Building a monument to yourself is like giving yourself a plaque for a lifetime achievement award. It means a lot if you receive it from an organization representing your profession. It means nothing if you just have a plaque made and put it in your wall.
We hope his name will vanish asap but many will have shrines to him, indoctrinated.
Misinformation,
Childlike common clay masses,
Like free heroin
Oh, come on. We need something to piss and defecate on.
Well, actually… His grave will suffice. But like, imagine the lines everyone.
“Only those evil live to see their own likeness in stone”
- Yoni Wolf’s brother
A nice faux-golden toilet on the national mall, complete with a Vichy France styled triumphal outhouse.
So he agrees he’s a terrible president.
Will cenotaphs for his victims not count?







