I can’t fathom how bad someone has to be at BBQ to progress to wildfire. Such a sequence of ignorance, stupidity, and fuck ups coming together.
I can imagine being served a steak by this guy, though,
“…How did you manage to fuck up this badly, Tamar? Never in my life could I imagine this could happen to a piece of meat. The fact that it exists on a plate in front of me has opened new horizons to how bad someone can be at using a BBQ.”
“Last time he started a wildfire and we didn’t even get food.”
This guy is stupid and ignorant for doing a BBQ in those conditions BUT we should all keep in mind how easy it is to accidentally start a forest fire!
One stray spark or simply adding heat to dry brush can cause things to get out of hand before you know it. Don’t risk it!
(This is a PSA, not arguing with you)
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