“Houston, I have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one is working” — crew of the Artemis II mission.

We’re living in the future.

“What the fuck is this? I didn’t install anything called Bonjour!”

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debian*

i’ll always cherish my memory of being a kid with an iphone unable to just fucking transfer files to/from the computer and wondering if the phone is broken

safe to say i stuck to android after that