That’s his hole! It was made for him!
This is so stupid that it’s amazing.
I usually dislike comics that are entirely built on a lame pun, but this one has enough buildup and anticipation that somehow it crosses the threshold into being amusing.
I was enjoying this comic until I suddenly realized turkeys can’t fly.
That’s why it had an aeroplane, duh!
They can fly short distances, at least wild ones can. I’ve seen them perched in trees and had a couple fly over my head before. It’s terrifying lol
E: just clicked rhe link and I’ve realized that I’m a goober
I was going to link the classic WKRP bit, but I knew that people would point out that the turkey had an airplane so I had to dig a little deeper on this one.
The current breeds are so heavy they can’t even copulate. They would never reproduce without artificial insemination.
🌈𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑲𝒏𝒐𝒘
What do you call turkey poop?
turd
Superman is gonna be pissed when he finds out these assholes broke into his house.
Does that mean Superman has a penis shaped like a turkey??
He is an alien…
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