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Yuper@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 years ago

I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

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I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

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Yuper@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I have a Lemmy joke, but it won’t federate.

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      deleted by creator

  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    I have a dad joke, but it’s not apparent.

  • Mossy Feathers (She/Her)@pawb.social
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    I have a joke about video games, but it’s pretty played out.

    • gjoel@lemmy.ml
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      I have a video game joke. It’s not done yet, but I’ll tell you anyway. The punchline will cost you extra though.

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    I love the slow degradation of the image the further you go down.

    Needs more jpeg.

  • ForeverComical@lemmy.ca
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    I have a customer support joke, please hold…

  • subtext@lemmy.world
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    Because this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:

    I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.

    I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.

    I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.

    I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.

    I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.

    I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.

    I have a physics joke it’s low potential.

    I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.

    I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.

    I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.

    I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.

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      I’m slightly annoyed that this uses the Right Single Quotation Mark (U+2019) instead of an apostrophe. I guess OCR.

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    I have a statistics joke but it’s not significant.

  • ForeverComical@lemmy.ca
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    I have a web journalism joke but it’s behind a paywall

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    It only counts if it’s a maths joke.

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    When will the update release? Soon™️

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    I have a mathematics joke, but it doesn’t count.

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    deleted by creator

  • Prater@lemmy.world
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    I have a joke, but it’s not funny.

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    I have a data compression joke but it got Co!rru.l<ӵ(HucۡVT@u’ptAh2led

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    I got a stand-up joke, but its a let-down.

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