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“And not in a good way…”
Ah yes energy vampires
Colin at it again!
And his name?
Colin Robinson.
Now if someone could just suck the cum out of me.
be the change you want to see
My back pain makes it difficult enough to pick things up off the floor.
no cost too great
Be your own saviour!
Why does this look like Ben Shapiro in drag?
Maybe it is Ben Shapiro in drag.
That’s Brett Cooper.
Some people would pay good money for that!
i lived with one at one point. 100% not recommended
True story.
Top be fair, it’s quite likely that half the stories of vampires are really about people like this.
Just imagine, you are visiting someone important. They do anything violent, they aren’t particularly hostile. Just being in their house or around them makes you tired quickly for no apparent reason. You return to your home exhausted and pale.
Yup, must have been a vampire.
One of the first modern vampire stories was about Lord Byron who was charismatic as all hell, very unstable, and probably had a personality disorder.
Only ONE a day? I have to move there.
Huh. We had pizza for lunch at work once. Every one had garlic bread. Yet my life sucking coworkers are still here…
