Oh come on, this has to be satire.
If tech bros really have become this robotic, then, as Robin William’s Good Morning Vietnam script read:
“You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.”
Lol yes, another post of his from 2 years ago
Thank goodness.
with the same razor
“we’re blood brothers here. We share bloodborn diseases between each other this way. Hepatitis A is for Alphas.” /s
Does shaving time at work count as work time?
We’re just ignoring the concept of “joking” now yeah?
Yeah, this one clearly reads as satire. The fact that people think it’s not is wild to me.
It’s clearly satire, folks…
if you think this is crazy, you’ve never heard of Occam’s Razor
I know what Occam’s Razor is, but considering the context here does this dude think it’s just a good brand for head shaving? 🤨
I want to believe he’s being funny, but it’s so hard
100% satire, and it’s pretty funny
…Wait, does he think Occam’s Razor is an actual razor?
That’s the line that cements this as satire to me, because by applying Occam’s razor here I think the simplest solution is that it’s a joke.
Get fucked, you little piece of tech demo shit
How does someone so socially clueless navigate the real world? Must be challenging, I salute you!
😆 thanks, dumbass
