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  • HeckGazer@programming.dev
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    2 years ago

    Granted. The internet stays exactly the same but you now have every fetish.

    Trying to look up how to fix your dishwasher on YouTube? Hard as diamonds. Checking your emails? Can’t help but cum. Looking up the weather? You guessed it.

    The internet becomes unusable except in between refractory periods.

  • AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social
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    2 years ago

    Granted, hidden camera footage from your every sexual escapade shot from the most unflattering angle is now featured on most major websites.

  • roo@lemmy.one
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    2 years ago

    It’s porn but it has so many kinks it’s illegal in your country.