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Granted. Your mother starts an onlyfans.
Omg no downsides!
Yeah, this was my go-to. Your mom becomes a prolific porn star and it goes viral like incest for some reason has.
I DO NOT understand incest porn. Weirds me out.
Granted. The internet stays exactly the same but you now have every fetish.
Trying to look up how to fix your dishwasher on YouTube? Hard as diamonds. Checking your emails? Can’t help but cum. Looking up the weather? You guessed it.
The internet becomes unusable except in between refractory periods.
Granted, hidden camera footage from your every sexual escapade shot from the most unflattering angle is now featured on most major websites.
Wish granted: Someone uploads one more video.
It’s porn but it has so many kinks it’s illegal in your country.





