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PugJesus@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 years ago

The USS Every State In The Country

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The USS Every State In The Country

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 years ago
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    I’m not sure about the quality of the welding near the waterline.

    • Madison420@lemmy.world
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      I mean we don’t have an issue with super-super super super super firing turrets with no apron turrets or near main secondaries?

  • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Healthcare? 🙅

    This? 👀

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      They probably have a med bay

  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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    The USS 'Murica

  • QuinceDaPence@kbin.social
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    So looking at a map.of New Yorks bays and ignoring depth and bridges I’m going to assume this is about 2 miles long or 10,560ft. I have no evidence and just eyeballed it.

    Meaning if you can overcome the skin friction it has a hull speed of about 160mph…without planing.

    Modern carriers have a hull speed in the neighborhood of 45mph (though officially the top speed is like 35mph) and normally cruise at 25-30mph so the slow pokes can keep up.

    • Nudding@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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      Removed by mod

      • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I, too, prefer my measurements in knots uwu

    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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      Huh, TIL.

      (Illustrated.)

      • fuzzzerd@programming.dev
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        Even with that I still don’t get it. Is that a theoretical max speed?

        • QuinceDaPence@kbin.social
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          So, as I understand it, a boat (ship) operating in displacement mode is going to be the most efficient, up until that speed. Past that most of the additional power you put in is going into just shoving water out of the way that really doesn’t want to, rather than fighting friction. Also it’s where the entirety of your ship is trying to climb its own bow wave, so you’re trying to push the whole boat up hill.

          If you want to go faster than hull speed you need to have a different hull design like a semi-displacement or planing hull. These are a lot less fuel efficient than displacement hulls as well as some other dosadvantages with weight and bad weather, but if you want to go fast they are your only option.

          TL;DR: it’s sort-of a max speed. It’s probably better to describe it as, the speed at which you need to go back to the drawing board for that vehicle.

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            So it’s the fastest you can go before calm seas become a roller coaster.

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            But what if we just add more engines? And, lest you think it a simplistic idea: what if they were even bigger engines?

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              It can go faster, but you wouldn’t want to be on it.

              Or near it.

            • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              Im pretty sure relevatistic laws eventually come into play.

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      The mass shortage of model kits is the real tragedy.

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    “FIRE ALL PORT SIDE GUNS!”

    does barrel roll

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      Spins so fast it generates the energy needed to power the entire ship.

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        Try spinning, that’s a good trick

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          No. NOPREQUELS. NO.

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      That’s why navies stopped using broadsides and went to turrets about 150 years ago. Well, it’s one of the reasons anyway. Turrets also worked a lot better once you shifted to steam power and didn’t have to worry so much about rigging. Additionally, you could mount a much bigger gun on a turret than you could using broadsides on the sides of a wooden sailing ship.

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      that’s why it has a dozen anchors on each side of the hull. proper preparation prevents piss poor projectiling.

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    The USS US

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      Us sus?

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        Always has been 👦 🔫 👩‍🚀

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        Wow I just realized us makes up us. Crazy how words be sometimes

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          That’s because of the way it is.

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      USS Healthcare for All

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        so THATS where the budget went

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    Needs more skulls and gothic architecture.

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      The Emperor protects, battle brothers.

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    Just mind the small thermal exhaust port for the reactor

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    This ship is the entire Fleet-in-Being doctrine.

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      It’s the new nuclear deterrent. Someone starts acting up and you just rotate the boat slightly in its port to face their direction. The parental angry raised eyebrow of national defense.

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        Fun trivia for those that didn’t notice. The guns ARE facing the city.

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      As pioneered by the HMS Don’t Make Me Come Over There.

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    The USS Go Fuck Yourself.

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      And its sister ships, the Fuck Yeah and the Find Out.

      It’s the dream that we all share! It’s the hope for tomorrow!

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        Tended with ammunition and dry cargo by the USNS Win Stupid Prizes.

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    I mean, it’s fine, but couldn’t it do with more guns?

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    Under total weight I tons, you put “Yes.”

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      “Local maximum”

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    … I unironically want this, now

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      If it’s healthcare or this at least have one of them.

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