• oxbech@feddit.dk
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    8 个月前

    Back in the early 2000s the people responsible for maintaining the national forests of Denmark, wrote to the navy that the oaks planted after the British destroyed the danish navy during the napoleonic wars, were now ready for shipbuilding!

    I always thought it was quite amazing that the knowledge that these trees were set aside to rebuild the navy survived in the institution for some 200 years.

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    8 个月前

    The us military maintains a lot of forests. Mostly because the US military don’t want anyone to blow themselves up stumbling on the unexploded ordinance.

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      8 个月前

      Sounds woke to me. Think of the amount of lumber trump can give America if he frees up the land

          • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works
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            8 个月前

            No, he’s not. That’s the real reason. Now we just need to gather everyone that is like minded and meet in these forests to protest and get rid of the wokeness.

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              Oh yeah? Well, I heard that the real Epstein List, the one implicating the Clintons, Soros and Obama (and not the fake one that’s like 30% Trump) is buried under one of those trees.

              Git your shovels, boys!

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                8 个月前

                I’ve been hearing that too, it’s right next to that one guy with a big dong’s laptop, which is easily found under a half meter mound of dirt. Just dig up every half meter mound of dirt you can find in these particular locations and we can make woke disappear overnight.

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                  Be sure to invite all of your like-minded friends, as well as that weird one uncle who still believes in QAnon - it’s hole -some fun for everyone.

                  Don’t miss out, it’s going to be a blast!

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    8 个月前

    The ship requires Turbopump Bearings from a nearby factory. It will undoubtedly be a dangerous mission. But I have faith you will succeed.