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I ain’t tryna be racist, but–
You can also have fun with that one.
“I’m not racist, but why is the receipt printer at the self checkout always so low?”
“I’m not racist, but how come there’s no hardware stores close by?”
Let em spin their wheels trying to figure out what’s racist in a bland question.
Genuine question: Are you fucking stupid?
Yes. Yes i am.
It really depends on stupid.
Genuine question: Are you fucking stupid?
Well I don’t think he’s THAT dumb…
OK, but hear me out…
That one drives me nuts.
What are your favorite XYZ? I don’t really care, I just wanted an excuse to post mine! They are…
I could do that or, and hear me out here, I could not do that.
Similarly, “by your logic” is never followed by anything resembling your logic.
But “this you?” is a killshot. Deadly accuracy, without fail.
“What? I’m just asking questions.”
JAQing off.
fucks sake, thats what I started saying whenever I actually am asking a question.
Too bad, into the boiling pot of minor social transgressions (honestly I get Joan’s frustrations but my lord they seem to get mad at fucking everything)
“Can we talk about…”
“don’t wanna get political, but…”
…you’re just going to power on through and do it anyway.
I say that when I’m about to ask a question that sounds disingenuous but I honestly feel like everyone but me got the memo about it.
Genuine question, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Uh… 5.
I’m going to go with 5.
