The Usual Suspects.
Beeker is Kayser Söze.
Kermit is Dave Kujan.
Animal as Kobayashi.
The rest of the cast I don’t have much opinion about.
Also, Reservoir Dogs: Ms. Piggy as Blonde and Kermit as Orange are the only roles I have strong feelings about.
Rizzo the Rat as Mr. Pink
Gonzo as Mr White
Fozzie as Mr. Brown (just thinking of the Madonna speech in his voice)
The cop who gets tortured is the only human
Fight Club
The Count of Monte Cristo
The Matrix
Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
Titanic
Nightmare on Elm Street
Friday the 13th
Any Quentin Tarantino movie
Platoon
Full Metal Jacket
Clue (especially if Tim Curry reprised his role as the butler)
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Any answer but fight club is wrong
Fozzy as the narrator.
Kermit as Tyler Durden
Ms piggy as Robert Paulson
Gonzo as pretty boy
Janice as Marla
C’mon, you know I’m right
Gone With the Wind—Kermit in the Clark Gable role, Miss Piggy as Scarlet
This would be amazing!
I am genuinely surprised Disney hasn’t done Muppet Star Wars.
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Die hard, “kermit the cop here in the vent”.
Requiem for a Dream 😜
Maus by Art Spiegelman. Gonzo plays the son and Kermit the dad of course. The others can fill in for the rest.
Aladdin and the Magic lamp. And I’m not talking Disney’s animated Aladdin storyline turned into a Muppet movie since they did a live action of it already that wasn’t bad.
I’m talking the actual original storyline.
Aladdin - Human or Kermit
The genie of the ring - Fozzie bear, or Fozzies the sultan.
The genie of the lamp - Gonzo (This one’s the most important in my opinion, "Yyooouuu haaavveee summoned the great Gonzo, genie of the laaammpp!)
Abu - Rizzo
Jasmine - could be miss piggy or human
Jafar - Sam eagle? Not really sure who’d be a good Jafar
