200ok@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoThe king of one-linerslemmy.worldimagemessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up1119arrow-down112
arrow-up1107arrow-down1imageThe king of one-linerslemmy.world200ok@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square13linkfedilink
𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoA told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareA told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoI heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareI heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoI always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareI always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoPeter Pan is a terrible boxer. Whenever he throws a punch, it neverlands.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squarePeter Pan is a terrible boxer. Whenever he throws a punch, it neverlands.𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoI learned Morse code and then I couldn't sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareI learned Morse code and then I couldn't sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
voiceoverguy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 3 years agoI can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareI can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.voiceoverguy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoLast night I had sex for one hour and 2 minutes, thank you daylight saving time.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareLast night I had sex for one hour and 2 minutes, thank you daylight saving time.𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
mookulator@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoA Boston sheep walks into a baaamessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareA Boston sheep walks into a baaamookulator@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Candelestine@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoMitch Hedberg - Best Show Ever!plus-squareyoutu.beexternal-linkmessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1external-linkMitch Hedberg - Best Show Ever!plus-squareyoutu.beCandelestine@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square1linkfedilink
voiceoverguy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 3 years ago🎭 Welcome to One-Liners! 🤣💬plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-square🎭 Welcome to One-Liners! 🤣💬plus-squarevoiceoverguy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
